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Why would a grown, married man with no children, know about preschool animal cartoons?

Is it because he has some kind of perverted preschool animal fetish?

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Why would a grown, married man with no children, know about preschool animal cartoons?unrateddestiny2010-07-12 09:38:24

Is it because he has some kind of perverted preschool animal fetish?

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Thank you.

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19 replies on “Why would a grown, married man with no children, know about preschool animal cartoons?”

He (pretends to) listens intently to stories about the children of the women he’s having affairs with and something stuck (despite all his effort to forget.)

Probably because he “loves” animals. Who doesn’t want to help when an animal is in trouble? Theres an animal in trouble somewhere.

EDIT: Dammit the song is stuck in my head now, i’m freakin well whistling the tune.

Because they are entertaining..the same reason some people watch reality shows and other things that doesn’t help them in any way shape or form….just because!

“…’cause we’re not too big and we’re not too tough. But when we get together we got the right stuff. GO WONDER PETS!! YAY!!!!”

See how sad this is?? When I sing it, it’s not as cute as my 3 year old. lol

They’re cartoons and they’re on TV
My wife says I get along so well with the grandtwins because we’re at the same maturity level.
They’ll be a year in three weeks.
I think someone has been insulted, just not sure who; me, my grandson, or granddaughter?
Sewioswy.

He could be a cartoon freak like me. Didn’t know there was a age you had to stop watching them???? Go Scooby Doo!

That’s just weird. I mean, I could understand if he watches something like Kim Possible (she has such nice perky bewbs), but I can’t understand watching something like Backyardigans.

j0e

a man who doesn’t want to grow up. it’s so simple and all the previous answers before mine prove it lol! at least some of them have children to blame! ~my husband included. there is nothing more hilarious than a grown bear of a man singing to a 3 year old at the dinner table: “the carrots want to go to the party in your tummy!!” and then “i tried it, and now i like it!”

it’s an effective song by the way, my kids love their veggies now!

um, i used to be a preschool teacher….. seriously.

oops im single. does that make a differnce.

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