Well it was a stormy night and my girlfriend got all frisky with me cause we were drunk of lemonade, she reached at my leg and and grabbed my pipi so i grabbed her baby maker. After that her and I just got it going and it came down to her shoving a toy car up my rectum. It was painful but she held me at gun point because we were so drunk off lemonade. Should I get help?
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What should I do if my girlfriend shoved a toy car in my rectum?destiny2010-07-18 05:46:31
Well it was a stormy night and my girlfriend got all frisky with me cause we were drunk of lemonade, she reached at my leg and and grabbed my pipi…
17 replies on “What should I do if my girlfriend shoved a toy car in my rectum?”
Sounds like you both need mental help.
Nobody can help you.
if its still in there, yeah you need help quickly if it hasnt pooped out yet, it could have scratched your rectum, you need a rectal exam make sure everything is ok
Aren’t you the same guy that said you shoved a baseball bat in there last week and liked it?….a toy car should be nothing for you then
Yes. Help needed for both of you.
you are both psycho
nah….just ignore the honking noises out of your butt in the middle of the night
Call a toy tow truck to get it out.
take her to a therapist
You need help. and stay off the lemonade werido.
Drunk off lemonade? Classic.
You both need help.
wtf!!! wherd she get the car?1 her own ass! im sorry but thats no excuse and maybe somewhat your own fault for not stopping her!
Im going to give you step by step instructions on how to shoot a gun…
1. most important… clean it out, so it doesnt miss fire…
2. Open the barrel..
3. Insert bullet into barrel.
4. Close Barrel..
5. Cocke the Trigger…
6. Open mouth..
7. Stick tip of gun in mouth.
8. Bite down on gun and worry about what your about to do..
9. Pull trigger…
10. It missfired, so pull it one more time..
11. All your problems are now solved.
Gl with that one…
That is so nasty and OUCH! That was a stupid question. Yes you need help.
Bored tonight babe??
should filmed it… could have made a million in the world of gonzo porn
Get her back by getting her pregnant then eating her fetus